gave a lesson of sex education last night. there is seriously something wrong with the sex education in singapore man. JULES WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED BACK UP! they are throwing way too many questions at me.

For the fun of it, we just sent our names in for the Australian fashion design festival launch. and they gave us VIP seats and free champagne, drinks and finger food. though it was just held at garden city, it was quite fun. and quite entertaining to watch a model search. and we had time to shop too. and i only spent $19! HAHA. thanks min!

some of them were really weird, but most of them had awesome confidence. and i think they will be going for another aussie finals then to new york. cool shits hey.

uni life is just almost over, another 2 and a half months. (which sucks like hell) and its OVER. 2 years just flew by like that. how nice. and money has been worrying me man. oh well. scrimp and save for our 2 year anniversary hoilday. seriously, its not like its my own money, so i feel so bad asking my mum for more. and i think its a challenge to have fun on a budget.

and i have 2 midsems and 1 essay due next week. headache. my korean drama Boys Before Flowers is ending tmr. damn.

janice. headaches feel gross. go away!

janice. videos uploaded.

Its awesome to have a housemate like kirke, he was so shy of us till like this semester, and its just been so fun. Our house is just the most awesome house ever. we have the weirdest nights playing melon roll down the corridor, make jam, play drunk twister and the list goes on.

and alex just gave me a pack of assorted condoms cause its too small for him. and its like 53mm wide. (so lets not let our thoughts run wild) and we just sat at the dining table discussing condoms and lubricant and what not.

and as i mentioned i was handcuffed to kirke with hanisha's costume party props. and after he cuffed us together, he realised that we couldn't take it out, and by trying it became tighter and tighter.so he tried a knife. and hanisha the tipsy high babe in her super hot cop costume comes running out screaming: WHAT ARE YOU DOING KIRKE? I HAVE THE KEY!
yes, that was us being very pathetic.

last night, i just sat down and kirke asks how do us Asians sit down? he can't sit cross legged properly, neither can he kneel or stretch his thighs.
it was............. and we ate the flowers we planted, after we put them in our hair.

janice. i'm uploading the melon throwing video to youtube. HAHA.

THIS IS THE LAMEST SHIT EVER! recommended by kirke. i'm now a believer.

janice. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I FOUND MY SHIRT! at 7am.

made jam till like 1am last night.

and the jam is a success.

and i got handcuffed to kirke for like half an hour.

escorted a police woman to her party in handcuffs.

had nightmares the whole night.

gymed till my whole body aches.

screwed up my body clock.

sat in a car with hanisha driving.

janice. my life is just this random.

its been the worse night ever.

hock shirt (my pillowcase) got stolen. i remember hanging it on the line, but i don't remember taking it down.

FUCK.

janice. i just wanna sit down and cry.

well, sometimes we give and take, we be frank and we love each other more.

today was a busy day, but relatively boring. did laundry, finished 1 business journal, gymed, and had lunch. Then i came back chilled with kirke and decided to go to pluck the cherry guavas in uni to make jam. the awesome thing about here is that we have all types of fruit and plant growing all around uni and the village. so later we'll start making JAM~! haha.
oh did i mention that the tree was beside a mini waterfall. and i climbed it. :)

last night was spent chatting with steven and hanisha. which was really an exchange of experiences and stuff. and we went to the pool party that was seriously quite fun. the music was good and the people all decked out as pirates. but we totally we not informed man. so no costumes. haha.

and i went home to call the Hock.

Dear Hubby:
i guess life is never fair, there will be liars, people who only care about themselves. I've never been in the army but i guess its just like that. I'm sorry i can't be there for you to hug you. But don't be so grumpy! last minute changes are inevitable. no matter what, I'll always be here for you. i love you.

janice.

i'm going to get this sorted out tmr morning.

its not funny when people are making fun of something you can't have control over, something that you don't want something that everyone thinks its funny.

i've had enough of people laughing at me from childhood.

janice. piss off.

"_____________________________________________________"

(fill in the blanks)

janice. hit me!

sometimes when we get too intrigued by capturing the moment, we forget how beautiful the big picture is.

penguin island was just beautiful, the one big thing i'll miss about here is how everything looks postcard perfect. i'm a nature junkie but i hate getting dirty. kirke says i'm terribly ironic.

it was like a 45 min drive to take the ferry, and we stopped by some lake that was dried up during summer and it will be a lake during winter again.
the guys we happily tumbling into bushes. and we had fun at the beach cam whoring before the ferry departed for like a 5min ride. shalini says that if we left early enough (like at 7am) we can walk across during low tide. but seriously what if we walk across half way and the tide rises? i'll be the first one to drown! hopefully the penguins will come and save me.

Then we went to the penguin experience discovery center where they house 10 penguins. SO CUTE! little penguins. (this is really their name, i'm not being a bimbo)
and guess what? they all have their own names and they line up for food and wait for their turn. They all have attitudes, some are shy or grumpy, some are greedy, some love to swim. etc etc.

then we went for our picnic lunch while kirke went for a swim.
and that was us climbing trees, me being damn loser because my feet were too short. KNN!

then the treking began, and i was seriously the slowest (loser) because my tiny feet kept getting submerged into the very fine sand.
and the beach was super awesome. we didn't get to see the pelicans nest because some idiot scared them away and according to kirke, when u get too close, the chicks get scared and the jump down the cliff. so they have changed thier nesting site to another part of the island.
then we saw the natural rock formations that were erroding with the wind and water, which cause fossilised roots of trees that used to stand above us.

and then there are the caves which have a really really weird history.

The first person to have lived on the Island was an eccentric New Zealander by the name of Seaforth McKenzie. Several of the limestone caves on the eastern side of the island were hollowed out and crudely furnished for use as accommodation, a library and a small store where visitors could manage their own account. McKenzie also excavated a 'grand ballroom' known as the palace where he was crowned the 'King of Penguin Island' at a grand ceremony.

McKenzie left the island in 1926 and returned home to his wife Sarah and six children in New Zealand after an absence of 45 years! Apparently he left home to go to work one day and failed to return- his explanation being that he had only just regained his memory of his family!

janice. get back to books!

i wanna cry now man.

6 days of the week break has passed. and i've only finished my part for 1 presentation, 1 individual assignment and another half of an essay. and my head hurts. my neck aches. my eyes are sore. my lap top is actually seldom off at all, because to save the start up time i rather let it hibernate.

how how how?

well, i still have 2 more project meetings this week, including OMG way too much readings. one essay due in 3 weeks. one essay due in 4 weeks. and 2 midsems in 4 weeks time. (thats just for the next month, after that its another hell month) i cannot believe that i've already been here for like 6 weeks. and i was just thinking that my uni life is really really going to be over.

all this is moving too fast.

and on top of that, i'm interviewing to be the school ambassador. cool shits hey!

and hock and i were video calling for the first time in like 2 years. it was really awkward. i rather listen to his voice and see him once in a while.

janice. i'm waking up at 9am walk to the post office to post jules' transcript.

i'm researching on my wine report and just popped by hotmail.

read about
Ben's to be trip to Taiwan and his interest in my marriage and ORD-ing.
Grace's team building games with the lecturers in TP applied science school and building sandcastles. which was damn funny after some guy ran into her.
Ameily's alcohol poisoning in Brisbane
Marcus' trip to double o and trying to find girls to dance with him.

though these are simple things. they made me smile.

janice. i love my lovelies.

Lets begin this post with a big achievement.

MIN COOKING!
for me! awww. and she really tried, and it was really quite good! though she was all hands and feet. it was really heartwarming to have a dinner prepared for me. hahah. i love you!

alex and emma just came back from manjimup today, and they brought rain water back for me. NO KIDDING. rain water, all pure and filtered. for drinking. And yes it tastes better than Australian tap water. but i think its making my digestive system a bit screwed at the moment.
but yes. i'm now one step closer to experiencing the Australian life. "where the bloody hell are you?" its quite cool to actually drink rain water which we will never experience in Singapore because we only have dirty rain! haha.

and and and... before alex and emma left it was their one monthasary. so this was our present to them.
we are such a cheeky bunch.

HAHAHAHA..

and.

alex..

loved..

our..

present(s)..

on...

his...

door...

janice. they cut my land line. wankers!

its finally the start of my one week break, BUT ITS FULL OF WORK TO DO!! feeling quite content at the moment.

its alex's and emma's 1 month anniversary today, and he was so sweet! he pitched a tent inside his room! like a real tent, with 2 flutes of champagne (i think its something else inside). so we decided to surprise them. filled his door with "post-it" full of explicit material.

i was talking to hock today, and i realised something. we still laugh at each other over the phone like we've just known each other. though we miss each other so much, i really feel very content with everything i have. because i have him. he always puts me before himself, i asked him will he ever get sick of me, he replied that he would never see that day. and we were talking about how our wedding should be etc,

and he said: "so you'll marry me?"

WHAT KIND OF PROPOSAL IS THAT?
(by the way, its not the first time he has asked that.) i think by the time we really get down to it, I'll know before hand. but he said: "when i REALLY propose you better agree OKAY! or else I'll be so embarrassed. HAHA

janice. I'm getting married. soon.

I HATE THOSE STUPID IDIOTS THAT SMOKE BELOW MY STUPID GOD DAMNED WINDOW. NOW MY ROOM SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE.

WTF.

I HATE THIS SMELL, AND THE BLOODY THOUGHT THAT I'M BREATHING IN THEIR INCONSIDERATE SECOND HAND SMOKE MAKES ME SUPER GRUMPY THAT I FEEL LIKE POURING A BUCKET OF COLD WATER DOWN.
and its not that I like all their other contributions of noise too.

they should just die of lung, throat and finger cancer, have deformed babies and what not!

i hate inconsiderate smokers.

today we had a fire drill. OMG it was the most lame shit drill ever- everyone would have burnt to death in real time. and my flat was the first to evacuate. alex even did a head count. and when we returned, the RAs locked colin's and kirke's doors. they were so annoyed. haha, but it was fun having everyone out in the lounge.

not to mention that our new courtyard RA is W-E-I-R-D. not that I'm against people of his colour, but dude, he keeps hitting on all of us, stands on the first floor and peers into our rooms through our windows at night.

janice. i missed class today, because i believed in my memory of my time table too much.

today was a day well spent, but i didn't catch up on my readings. I'm only done for Monday and Tuesday's class. so behind time, but next week is the week break and I'll get some time to finally finish up my readings.

today hanisha, kirke and i went to the freo markets. and walked around freo like bloody tourist. took pictures (hanisha's orders) and carried tons of food home. we were so tired by the end of the whole day. and janice was getting grumpy.
us in the car and then in freo. i love black and white pictures sometimes. and we went into St John's church just to look at the building. and we were stuck there for a good half hour because the Indian Priest wanted to chat. it was a really beautiful church with stained glass and old wood. i think it was 100 years old.
i love to look at things that were made like centuries ago, they really fascinate me.

thats me looking at some weird eagle thing

and finally we escaped. but it was quite fun, we are going to a hindu temple soon, and penguin island. oh look how chummy we've all become.
kirke being very happy that we are out of a religious place. we both agree that religion is quite bull sometimes.

then we went to buy groceries! the car was quite far and it was effing heavy and i know i look retarded with my back pack.
janice, i'll miss these people so so so much. how can i not?
(kike just popped his head into my room and asked me if i wanted some tea. aww)

went for cirque du soileil yesterday, as what everyone says- it was AWESOME, though it was mostly Chinese acrobats and i think i've seen too much of it in my life. like kung fu to a white is super cool, but to me, its just blah sometimes due to overload of it.

But min and I really had fun dolling up, hanisha chipped in with her OMG eye shadow palette and she made my eyes so pretty!
DRALION- dragon+ lion. (most of the performers were like from China)
anyway, it was really entertaining, and the woman beside me was definitely into the show, way too much that she was half screaming into my left ear. so i'm like half deaf in one ear. we went with Michelle's landlady's 5 year old daughter- tian en. OMG she is so shy but really adorable with she starts talking and horsing around.

but kids are still kids la, they get tired so easily and need tons of coaxing. and min was dangling fairy floss in front of her so she would walk back to the car. really cute, she had alot of fun with the clowns especially.
and they were caught in the act.

Dinner at ciao italia was seriously a let down. food was just okay, seriously i've eaten better for that price.janice. i'm challenging myself.